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4 men

4 men were asked what is the fastest thing in the world?
GERMAN says: thought.
AMERICAN says a blink of an eye.
AUSSIE says light switch
PINOY says diarrhea. Lit mi eksplin, he says. Dis murning, I hab istumak eek. I run to di tuylet but bipur I kud tink, blenk or iben tarn un di lyt swits, oww syet dir en my pants oredi!

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