Harry:"A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her." Sally:"That's not true! I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved." Harry:"No, you don't" Sally:"Yes, I do." Harry:"No, you don't" Sally:"You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?" Harry:"No, I'm saying they all want to have sex with you." Sally:"Well, what if they don't want to have sex with you?" Harry:"It doesn't matter because the sex part is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story." Sally:"So a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?" Harry:"No, you pretty much want to nail them, too."
Tracy: Having an affair is nothing like taking a pottery class. Sally: Could be. Tracy: No. It would start out like that, and then, um, something would happen. Someone, uh, finds out, or someone falls in love, and it ends disastrously. It always ends disastrously.
Erica Barry: What are you doing here, Harry? Harry: Turns out the heartattack was easy to get over. You... were something else. I finally get it. I'm 63 years old... and I'm in love for the first time in my life.
I wonder what would I do if I didn't have you. I should have lost my way. I should have been crying all my life but I have you and I still can't believe! "How do a simple me could have the greatest you?"
Being a friend is a hard job. You work 24hours a day without pay. Sometimes unappreciated, but still I want to be your friend cause that's the only job that makes me feel the richest person in the world.
the most painful kind of lies are the ones delivered by the people you care about the most. It makes you doubt everything you know and makes you wonder why you care so much. And worst of all, it puts you in the position of deciding whether to tell them you know they’re lying or act like you’re too dull to even know the difference. Keep this in mind the next time you lie to someone who cares about you, because more often than not, they know and it hurts a lot.
a boy wrote his mom a letter: dear ma, don’t look for me, I’m now away. I eloped with sara. She’s 27 and her baby is 3 months. I know I’m just 15 but I really love her. Ma, we’re okay. I’m selling marijuana while she’s selling her body for us to love. We wish that there’s cure for aids so sara will be fine. By the way ma, she aborted our first baby. Sorry if I can’t personally say goodbye.
PS: everything I wrote was just a joke. I’m just here at our neighbor’s house. Uwi din ako mamaya!
sa sabungan, walang entrans fee ang may dalang panabong. Si Juan para makalibre pumasok may dalang inahin. BANTAY: [sinita si Juan] ano yan? JUAN: [galit pa!] manok! BANTAY: alam ko, eh bakit inahin? JUAN: may laban ang mister niya, siyempre moral support bobo!
I don’t know why we all hang on to something we know we’re better off letting go. Its like we’re scared to lose what we don’t even really have. Some of us say we’d rather have that something than absolutely nothing. But the truth is: ‘to have it halfway is harder than not having it at all.’
Muntik ko nang ipagtapat sayo ang nararamdaman ko nung magkasama tayo...muntik ko na sabihin na mahal kita...pero nung sasabihin ko na...napatigil ako dahil bigla mong sinabi...."lam mo mahal ko pa siya".
4 men were asked what is the fastest thing in the world? GERMAN says: thought. AMERICAN says a blink of an eye. AUSSIE says light switch PINOY says diarrhea. Lit mi eksplin, he says. Dis murning, I hab istumak eek. I run to di tuylet but bipur I kud tink, blenk or iben tarn un di lyt swits, oww syet dir en my pants oredi!
The thing people forget is how good it can feel when you finally set secrets free. Whether good or bad, at least they're out in the open. And once your secrets are out in the open, you don't have to hide behind them anymore. The problem with secrets is even when you think you're in control, you're not.
I want to draw something that means something to someone. Like when you go see a really great band live for the first time and no one is saying it but everyone's thinking it... I want to draw that feeling, but I can't.
Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on... And it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other.
As I grow old, my realizations about life become deeper, problems get bigger, situations become more complicated and I know that you are just like me. Sometimes we wish we could go back. Back to the time when the only man in our life was our Dad, our only best friend was our Mom and any pain could be healed by just a band-aid and a lollipop.
There will come a time in your life when you will become infatuated with a single soul. For this person, you'd do anything and not think twice about it but when asked why .. you had no answer. You'll try your whole life to understand how a single person can affect you as much as they do, but you'll never find out. And no matter how badly you hate it or how badly it hurts.. you will love this person without regret.. for the rest of your life.
But to tell you the truth, i wouldn't mind having someone walk me home. i wouldn't mind wanting to look good or trying to be better for someone. i wouldn't mind letting someone hold me when im just too weak to go on.
There's nothing wrong with being single. it's nice to be free. i can stay out late every night, i can wear whatever i want, i can just be my plain old self. The whole world sees that i can take care of myself.
...I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there.. between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me.
You know, that moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and that person. And you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this gift. And you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that it will go away all at the same time.
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
School is still the same.. there's still that one guy that you get up and go to school for in the morning. The one with the mysterious confidence that every girl falls for. Those years of school wouldn't have been the same without him. I wouldn't have been the same without him
Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some time, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me
I love you without knowing how, why, or even from where. I love you straight forwardly, without complexities or pride. So close that your hand on my chest is my hand, so close that when you close your eyes, I fall asleep.
Marie: All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.
I told myself that I will stop this thing that makes me go crazy... I want to hit my head so hard that it will bleed and make me realize that some things are not meant to be. But everytime, every minute, every single moment that she's near me, I just can't help it... I just can't stop it...
As i light a cigarette, I can't help thinking why I smoke? It doesn't do me any good. It burns my lips, hurts my eyes, and as I inhale it's dark smoke, it brings pain to my chest and take me to a state where loneliness and emptiness reside. As i throw it's butt, I promised that I would never light another stick again.. Yet it's scent haunts... What the hell. I took out another stick and realized I'm already hooked. It's just like love... harmful... yet, addictive...
Why do some people choose to love a "cheater" rather than a good one? Why do we always believe that they are good even if they are not? Maybe because in love, you can't see the bad reality of things, unless you get hurt by them... You'll suddenly realize how worse that person is...
That's pathetic part of being in love that sometimes even the "worst person" in this world can be the best person for you "own belief"...
First I was dying to finish high school and start college. And then I was dying to finish college and start working. Then I was dying to marry and have children. And then I was dying to grow my children old enough for school so I could return work. Then I was dying to retire. And now, I am dying... And suddenly I realize I forgot to live.
Knowing is better than wondering, waking is better than sleeping, and even the biggest failure, even the worst beat the hell out of never trying. Whoever said that "what you don't know can't hurt you" was a complete and total moron. Because for the most I know, not knowing is the worst feeling in the world.
It's good to feel happiness when you're with someone or by just knowing that she cares but it hurts a lot when you feel that he starts to leave without saying anything... Without knowing does she feel about you and yet you have right to demand and can't even say "please stay"...
its sad when sometimes you fall for someone and finally decide to stop because of the hurt. you tell everyone that you've let go and moved on but deep inside, you know you haven't, you never did and maybe, just maybe, you never will..
Missing you isn’t the hardest part its knowing that I onced had you that breaks my heart I wish I neva got To know you cuz now the only thing I wanna do is Be able to be tha one that will kiss you and hold you
Even though I stopped liking you every time sum1 mentions ur Name my head turns rite toward Them its like every time I hear it I think of all that we could have had And all that could have happened that didn’t
I want to say I'm sorry I want You To know I care I want to say I'm blind For seeing something that wasn’t there I should have been more trusting and Listened to my heart cuz your the Only thing I need and its tearing me apart
Even though I love you I have to let you go I'm not the one to catch Your fall and to answer when you call My head says I should let go My heart says hold on I will always love you but our relationship Is gone
wAnNa TeLl U wHaT iM fEeLiN BuT i DoNt KnOw WhErE 2 StArT I wAnNa TeLl U eVeRyThInG BuT iM aFrAiD u'Ll BrAkE mY hEaRt BuT y ShOuLd SoMeThIn So Ez Be So HaRd 2 dO? iM sOrRy BuT i GoTtA tELl YoU iM iN LuV wItH u
You said please don't cry, I said it's alright... You said please don't leave me, I said when did I? You said I'll go now, I asked where you'd go? You said I'm loving someone, I asked who... You said it's not you..
I broke somebody's heart today... I said I couldn't have my way... I told him I couldn't love him back... Although he's sweet and true... I was being so unfair to him... Coz I'd been wishing... he was u..
I pretend to be deaf when I heard you, I pretend to be blind when I saw the two of you, I pretend not to get hurt when I'm supposed to... Coz wen your happy with somebody else, I pretend I was happy with you..
An Angel told me that you must always fight for love... Prove your love... So that the person would love you too.. I cried... The Angel said: "Why are you cryin?", then I said... "I once fought... and i failed..."
It hurts to think of how we were before, we used to have so much fun but now there's this big wall between us which we can't break. I just want you to know that behind that wall there's a heart in pain trying to reach you again.
Maybe one day we'll let go of each other... You might find someone that could replace me... But if that someone hurts and leaves you... I'll tap your shoulder and say: ''Lika na nga babawiin na kita''.
If you realized that I'm not the one you love and she's the one who will love you or more than I do... don't worry, I'd wait and if you come back... I'll just say ''Wag ka mag-alala... mahal pa rin kita...''